A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a coma 6 month later she wakes up and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they're both fine. Your brother has named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well that's not so bad I guess. And the boy? Doctor: Denephew.