So a woman is about to give birth... On her way to the hospital with her brother, she tells one of the doctors ""I have a medical condition that causes me to pass out if I experience extreme pain."" The doctor replies, ""You'll be fine, don't worry. You'll be at a hospital."" So as she starts to give birth, she passes out. When she comes to, she sees a nurse nearby. ""Nurse, where is my baby?"" ""Oh good, you're awake! The procedure went perfectly. You had twins! A little boy and a little girl."…

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, ""Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named th…

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you." Th…

My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi.