Cia Jokes

The CIA is interviewing three potential agents… The CIA is interviewing three potential agents -- two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a door and hand him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what," says the interviewer. "Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." "You can't be serious," the man says. "I could never shoot my wife." "Then you're not the right man for the job," says the interv…

Why women make better assassins. The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

The CIA wanted to send a spy to the Soviet Union and the spy that was selected had incredible qualifications. He was fluent in Russian

A man wants to join the CIA He signs up for recruitment and a couple days later he gets accepted into the training program. The CIA begins to put him through a bunch of tests to see if he's truly qualified to be an agent. He goes to the shooting range

I think I forgot my gmail password. Yo CIA could you DM it to me?

I'm with the CIA AMA!

Because Soviet jokes are on-trend... The CIA

I asked the CIA for my lost GMail password... They sent it to me via my smart TV

I support the CIA. I bought a Samsung tv.

Hey Reddit are you connected to the CIA?

I think my math teacher works for the CIA... He always wants to put radicals in isolation.

That CIA surveillance leak sure is scary I hope my Roomba doesn't start gathering dirt on me

The LAPD the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The CIA GIGN and KGB......

The KGB the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals

CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro Using the innovative 'Old age' technique

A Job For a Woman The CIA has three candidates

Opening for a CIA job The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the interviews were over there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

The CIA has three candidates two men and a woman

The CIA was hiring an assassin. The CIA posted an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks

Old joke from former Eastern Germany: An archeology team was having trouble determining the age of human remains that they found deep in a cave so they called in the best forensics teams from the CIA

The CIA test (My uncle told me this joke a long time ago so forgive me for messing it up if I do)

CIA Assassin Job Interview I don't remember where I found this joke so you might've heard it before.

Job opening for CIA Assassin The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks

The Police the Interpol and the CIA are participating in a contest.