Chinese Restaurant Jokes

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, ""Chopsticks are provided only on request."" ""But,"" the man countered, ""if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."" ""True,"" the waiter shot back, ""but we would have to hire three more people to clean up the mess.""

A man took his family to a Chinese resaurant one night. After being seated and having their drinks delivered, the waiter recited the specialites of the evening. ""We have moo shoo chicken, chicken almondine, beef and 5 star vegetable and lasagna."" The man was surprised and exclaimed "".. but this is a Chinese restaurant!"" The waiter replied, ""Yes, but this is a Jewish neighborhood.""

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. ""Would you like to wait in the bar Sir?"" he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says ""What'll it be?"" The man replies ""Give me a Stoli with a twist."" The bartender pauses for a few seconds then smiles and says ""Once upon time there were FOUR little peegs . . . ""

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

Language Lessons Two restaurants face each other across a city street. Every day the owner of the Greek restaurant, Nick, brings out his specials board, looks across the street at the Chinese restaurant and calls out to the owner: "Hey, Chan! What comes with your specials today?" "Flied lice!" Just as it has done for years, this sends Nick into paroxysms of laughter, and makes Chan feel ashamed of his English skills. Chan's daughter signs him for ESL classes, and Chan works hard at impr…

A Mexican goes to a Chinese restaurant... He sits down at his table, and notices a small bottle of black liquid on his table. He picks it up and looks at the label and says, "yes, you are."

A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef: "Gee, this steak is rubbery!" And the chef replies "thank you very much!"

I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said "Hello, I'm Wang King the chef" I said "Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy "

The only Chinese restaurant in my town shut down after the owner got arrested. No more Mr. Rice guy.

My local Chinese restaurant has been hit with a £10k electricity bill. They said they can't turn off all the lights but they do dim sum.

Surprise A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises lightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again, the lid rises and he sees two little eyes…

Upon entering a Chinese restaurant some Mexicans see several small bottles of black liquid on a table

One day Obi-Wan and Luke visit a Chinese restaurant...

Chicken Surprise A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’

I was sitting in the Chinese restaurant thinking about how duckling means little duck...

I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello I'm Wang King the chef""

The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum

A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef:

A Mexican goes to a Chinese restaurant... He sits down at his table

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?,"Because it's too much wok! [Sorry I just made that up!]

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?,"Welp. You dim sum you lose some

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant? It'll Dimsum.

Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant? He was charged with won ton destruction

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes? Because it's too much wok! [Sorry, I just made that up!]

What do you call it when an employee poops in the food at a Chinese restaurant? Shitty wok