After a night drinking in various bars around town, a young man ended the evening in a Chinese restaurant. He was just about to eat a plate of food when he suddenly shrieked: "I can see a pair of eyes staring at me from the plate!" The waiter came over to see what was causing the commotion. "Waiter!" he said, "I know I've had a few drinks, but I definitely saw two eyes peering at me from beneath the noodles." "Not to worry, sir," said the waiter. "It's only the Peeking Duck."