The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum#Chinese Restaurant#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: "Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"#Chinese Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian#Chinese Restaurant#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask "What kind of meat is that?" and they answer "yes"#Chinese Restaurant#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[first date at a chinese restaurant] "So are you more of a dog or a cat person?" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you#Chinese Restaurant#Animals#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp