[first date at a chinese restaurant] "So are you more of a dog or a cat person?" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you

I was at a Chinese restaurant... when I realized that a duckling is a small duck. So I decided to cancel my order of steamed dumplings.

In a Chinese restaurant far, far away... Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disappr…

I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day.... When my food arrived I was shocked to find an eye in the noodles looking straight at me! I called the waiter over right away who said ""what's wrong sir?"" I said ""there's an eye in my food!"" ""yes sir, that's the peking duck""