Peking Jokes

I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day.... When my food arrived I was shocked to find an eye in the noodles looking straight at me! I called the waiter over right away who said ""what's wrong sir?"" I said ""there's an eye in my food!"" ""yes sir, that's the peking duck""

An Odd Dish at a Chinese Restaurant... A lovely older couple were dining at a local Chinese restaurant. Their orders have just been set in front of them. The woman appears to have ordered some sort of noodle dish, and the man has ordered a meal that is presented in a covered pot. As the man goes to open the pot, the pot lid opens a bit, and something looks out at him and makes a noise. The man feels his heart medication must be giving him hallucinations, so he attempts to open the pot again. Aga…

My grandfather's favorite joke Q: How do you make a Peking Duck? A: Throw a brick at him. As my grandfather would say, ""That's as funny as a crutch.""

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper? No Peking!

Trying out a new restaurant... A new oriental restaurant opened down the road from my house a few weeks ago, so last Friday I thought I'd go and try it out. As I arrive, I'm served promptly, and the waiter sits me next to a couple. As the waiter hands me my menu, I look to see what the couple next to me are eating. Nothing looked too fancy until I noticed a little basket between them. The lid of this basket kept popping up, and two small eyes we be looking at me! Shocked, I asked: ""What did you…

What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs? .. I'm only Peking.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window? Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)