[first date at a chinese restaurant] "So are you more of a dog or a cat person?" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you

In a Chinese restaurant far, far away... Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disappr…

I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day.... When my food arrived I was shocked to find an eye in the noodles looking straight at me! I called the waiter over right away who said ""what's wrong sir?"" I said ""there's an eye in my food!"" ""yes sir, that's the peking duck""

An Odd Dish at a Chinese Restaurant... A lovely older couple were dining at a local Chinese restaurant. Their orders have just been set in front of them. The woman appears to have ordered some sort of noodle dish, and the man has ordered a meal that is presented in a covered pot. As the man goes to open the pot, the pot lid opens a bit, and something looks out at him and makes a noise. The man feels his heart medication must be giving him hallucinations, so he attempts to open the pot again. Aga…