Bill Gates Jokes

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. ""1

BILL GATES IN HELL Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire... on average.

I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint

Bill Gates wakes up one morning... ...goes downstairs and is shocked to see his two polish housekeepers are nowhere to be seen.

bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows..

I am Bill Gates and today I will be teaching you how to count to ten:

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow? Microsoft.

Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today I will be teaching you how to count to ten:

World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money

Bill Gates: ""Why don't you tell me why Bing failed"" Bill gates: So why don't you tell me why Bing failed.

"You look like a million bucks", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife.

Bill Gates goes fishing. Suddenly his fishing pole starts to jiggle, he quickly pulls it and see a gold fish hanging on it's edge. "WAIT! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!" the fish screams. Bill answers: "oh wow, a talking fish! That's amazing! There you go little guy, I was going to release you anyway" and sets him free. The fish turns around and say: "Thank you, now how about a wish?" Bill answers: "Oh alright... what do you want?"

Bill Gates: "Why don't you tell me why Bing failed" Bill gates: So why don't you tell me why Bing failed. Board: We feel there was a public nescience towards Bing. Bill gates: Nescience? Let me Goog- Oh I see what you mean.

Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10 ---- Edit: I think I may be missing a version, but looking through the comments it seems no one else knows what it is either. I'll have to google it.

Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he gets to install windows.

If Apple designed a car, would it have windows?","Before you get your panties in a bunch I know I did not make this joke. I heard it from a friend and I don't know how came up with it first. Probably Bill Gates...

World peace or all of Bill Gates' money?,"If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money what color would your Lamborghini be?

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common? They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates? Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

If Apple designed a car, would it have windows? Before you get your panties in a bunch, I know I did not make this joke. I heard it from a friend and I don't know how came up with it first. Probably Bill Gates...

World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money, what color would your Lamborghini be?

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground? Littering.

How did Micro-soft get it's name? Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs? Your products are fruity.