Bill Gates dies in a car accident, He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. ""Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."" Bill replied, ""Well, what's the difference bet…

Smartest Man in the World An old priest, a boy scout, the President, Bill Gates and the smartest man in the world are traveling in an airplane together. Without warning, the engines fail and the plane starts plummeting towards the earth. There is one problem: the plane is loaded with only 5 parachutes. Someone will have to stay on the plane and die. The pilot walks into the cabin and let's them know the situation. He silently grabs a parachute and jumps out. Bill Gates responds, ""Society still …

Bill Gates dies and goes to Heaven St. Peter is waiting for Bill Gates at the pearly gates of heaven ""Well Bill, you're not Christian, but since you've led a good life, I'll let you choose where you end up."" St. Peter shows Bill a video of heaven - people praising god, floating on clouds, etc. ""Eh, that place looks kind of boring. What else do you have for me?"" He then shows Bill a video of hell - a bunch of people playing video games and talking tech. ""That place looks awesome! I'll go the…

Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, ""Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go"". First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds. Bill chooses Hell. About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons. Bill says to St. Peter, ""What…