Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates.

Bill Gates is so rich... he hired cancer to kill Steve Jobs.

If you had to choose between Bill Gates' money and world peace... ...what colour should your porsche be?

This is business The dad walks up to his son and say: I wanna choose a girl for you to get married. Son: NO Dad: The girl will be Bill Gate's daughter. Son: Ok, then. Dad: I wantyour daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No freaking way! Dad: My son is the CEO of the World's Bank. Bill Gates accepts the offer. Dad goes to the World's Bank president: I want you to make my son your CEO. President: NO! Dad: He's Gate's daughter's fiancee. President: YES!