[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

This is business The dad walks up to his son and say: I wanna choose a girl for you to get married. Son: NO Dad: The girl will be Bill Gate's daughter. Son: Ok, then. Dad: I wantyour daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No freaking way! Dad: My son is the CEO of the World's Bank. Bill Gates accepts the offer. Dad goes to the World's Bank president: I want you to make my son your CEO. President: NO! Dad: He's Gate's daughter's fiancee. President: YES!

Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition

The Cheerio Joke Oh boy do I have a joke for you... Its called the cheerio joke. \------------------------------------- So there is this land called cheerio land and in cheerio land there are 7 classes of cheerio, 0-5 and the frosted cheerios. Now there is this level 0 cheerio. Hes homeless, living out on the street, probably an alcoholic. But he falls in love with a frosted cheerio princess. So one day he sneaks into the royal gala and goes up to the princess and asks her ""will you marry me?""…