Bill Gates suddenly dies... ...and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go." Bill p…

World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money

Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates.

Bill Gates is so rich... he hired cancer to kill Steve Jobs.