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Sad news from Minnesota Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 51. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Au…

Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought.. A wife had just made her husband a nice breakfast as she was in need of a few things and her husband was just a complete A** Hole. So, the husband is reading the paper, and the wife says, ""Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought, well something is wrong with it, it won't go into the spin cycle and I was hoping you could take a look at it and see if you could fix it."" Husband lowers the news paper and says, ""What do I lo…

Obituary Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 51. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima deliv…

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday... Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who ""never knew he was…

Cake or Bed CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DO…

Lazy Husband A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"" The husband says, ""What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"" He says: ""What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"" Another few days go by, a…

""What do I look like?"" A man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife. ""Honey, my car got a flat, can you fix it for me?"" ""What do I look like"", He asks ""The michelin tire guy? Get me a beer."" And goes and watches TV/ The next day his wife greets him again after work. ""Honey, the dishwasher is on the fritz. Can you take a look at it?"" She asks. ""What do I look like? The Maytag repair guy?"" He asks roughly. ""Get me a beer."" And goes to watch TV. The third day the man comes ho…

Fixer-Upper A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"" The husband says, ""What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"" He says, ""What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"" Another few days go by, an…

What do i look like? A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"" The husband says, ""What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"" He says: ""What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"" Another few days …

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Buttersworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Capt'n Crunch, Mr. Goodbar, The Tidy Bowl Man, and…

Dough Boy Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded". Fresh rose quickly in show business…

The Pillsbury Doughboy has died Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from being repeatedly poked in the belly. He was 81 years old. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site wa…

Husband Wife joke :) A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, …

A newlywed couple moves into their new house... A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench…

What do I look like? A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day, the husband comes home from work and his wife says: "Honey, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking in the upstairs bathroom. Could you fix it?" The husband says: "What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says: "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like? Mr. Goodwrench?" Anot…

A Newlywed Couple A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by,…

A newly-wed couple moves into their new house One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, a plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you check it for me?” He says, “What do I look like, a mechanic?” Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in …

Pillsbury Doughboy death notice. Sad news: It is with great sadness that we report the passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy. The cause of his death was from a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in his belly. Doughboy was buried in a greased coffin, with the gravesite piled high with flours. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects; including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and Capt. Crunch. Aunt Jemima deliver…

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining prett…