Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought.. A wife had just made her husband a nice breakfast as she was in need of a few things and her husband was just a complete A** Hole. So, the husband is reading the paper, and the wife says, ""Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought, well something is wrong with it, it won't go into the spin cycle and I was hoping you could take a look at it and see if you could fix it."" Husband lowers the news paper and says, ""What do I lo…