Mr Plumber Jokes

Lazy Husband A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"" The husband says, ""What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"" He says: ""What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"" Another few days go by, a…

Fixer-Upper A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"" The husband says, ""What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"" He says, ""What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"" Another few days go by, an…

What do i look like? A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"" The husband says, ""What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, ""Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"" He says: ""What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"" Another few days …

Husband Wife joke :) A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, …

A newlywed couple moves into their new house... A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench…

What do I look like? A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day, the husband comes home from work and his wife says: "Honey, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking in the upstairs bathroom. Could you fix it?" The husband says: "What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says: "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like? Mr. Goodwrench?" Anot…

A Newlywed Couple A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by,…

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining prett…