""What do I look like?"" A man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife. ""Honey, my car got a flat, can you fix it for me?"" ""What do I look like"", He asks ""The michelin tire guy? Get me a beer."" And goes and watches TV/ The next day his wife greets him again after work. ""Honey, the dishwasher is on the fritz. Can you take a look at it?"" She asks. ""What do I look like? The Maytag repair guy?"" He asks roughly. ""Get me a beer."" And goes to watch TV. The third day the man comes home and his wife greets him. ""Honey, it's the greatest thing. John from next door came over and fixed the dishwasher AND my flat tire. All I had to do was bake him a cake or sleep with him."" She tells him. ""Oh, what kind of cake did you bake?"" The husband asks. The wife replies, ""What do I look like, Betty Crocker?""