""What do I look like?"" A man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife. ""Honey, my car got a flat, can you fix it for me?"" ""What do I look like"", He asks ""The michelin tire guy? Get me a beer."" And goes and watches TV/ The next day his wife greets him again after work. ""Honey, the dishwasher is on the fritz. Can you take a look at it?"" She asks. ""What do I look like? The Maytag repair guy?"" He asks roughly. ""Get me a beer."" And goes to watch TV. The third day the man comes ho…