Indian Restaurant Jokes

[at Indian restaurant] "Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!" "Samosa?" "Oh no thanks, I'm full"

Come on... After work a few Co-workers go out to eat, they all want something spicy, Jim recommends the new Indian restaurant down the block. They order a plethora of dishes, most of which they have never heard of. Most of the people gave up after trying one dish, claiming it was too spicy. Jim tried them all. It was very spicy but he continued to eat. His motto ""get your moneys worth."" Afterwards everyone's mouth was still on fire from the spicy Indian food, so they decided to get some ice cr…

I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.

I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma.

They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue.

Went to an Indian restaurant last night The waitress asked me ""Was the curry ok sir"" I said ""Ok. One song then you can piss off""

I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have. She told him there was Naan.

Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event.

I ate too much bread at the Indian restaurant during lunch today. It was a naan issue.

I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for curry bread. But there was naan.

A man walks into an Indian restaurant and orders a curry. . . The waiter asked him: ""Would you like some bread with your meal?"" ""Naan for me please"", the man replied. Taken aback, the waiter responded: ""Are you sure? Our bread is very good!""

Indian Restaurant I went to an Indian restaurant. The waiter brought out a basket of stale flatbread before realizing his mistake and bringing a fresh one. I would have complained, but it was a naan-issue.

A new Indian restaurant opened up in town... I headed over but I wasn't sure if I was really in the mood for Indian. I went in, took a look at the menu and decided against it so I headed back out the door. On the way out, I had another change of heart and went back in, but quickly decided against it once again. After a few more minutes of me moving in and out of the restaurant, the hostess asked me in exasperation, ""Are you leaving or not?!"" Having made up my mind, I replied, ""Namaste"".

I went to my favorite Indian restaurant today. Got the footlong turkey on wheat.

My prejudiced grandfather One time I was reheating leftover fried rice from Chinese take-out, and I decided to mix in some basmati we had from the Indian restaurant. My grandfather smacked me on the head and told me to knock it off. He believes in separating the rices.

So I called an Indian restaurant They didn't take my reservation.

What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? ""Don't worry, it's a naan issue.""

What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er.

A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma. I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it.

At Indian Restaurant "Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!" "Samosa?" "No, thank you, I'm full now."

What's the difference between Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant ? One is Pho-profit and other one is naan-profit.

What's the difference between a Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant? one is pho profit and the other is naan profit

I went to an Indian restaurant and they didn’t have my favorite appetizer so I had to leave It was a naan-starter

My son has started an apprenticeship chef role at a Michelin starred Indian restaurant in London. On his first day they showed him how to make the perfect Indian flat bread. He said he can't tell me the recipe though. Apparently he had to sign a naan disclosure agreement.

The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.