Indian Restaurant Jokes

After my mother’s funeral we all went for lunch at an Indian restaurant. When the waiter came to check that we had everything on our order he noticed my daughter crying.

Tried to order bread at an Indian restaurant They told me they had naan left

Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan.

I've found a great 24-hour Indian restaurant It's my favorite nonstop naan-stop

At Indian Restaurant ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"

A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant failed

Do you deliver?,"A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef chicken and lamb.""

What did the man order at the Indian restaurant? It's Naan of your business.

(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!

What do you call someone banned from an Indian restaurant? Persona naan grata! sorry.....

Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, "Do you deliver?" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, "Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."

did you hear about the Indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry

How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry.

How can a vegetarian satisfy himself in a non vegetarian Indian restaurant? Naan

How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue

A customer was ordering food in an Indian restaurant. Studying the menu, he asked the waiter: "What's the Chicken Tarka?" The waiter said: "It's the same as Chicken Tikka, but a little 'otter." GAMBLING