I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.

I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma.

They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue.

Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event.