[at Indian restaurant] "Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!" "Samosa?" "Oh no thanks, I'm full"

Come on... After work a few Co-workers go out to eat, they all want something spicy, Jim recommends the new Indian restaurant down the block. They order a plethora of dishes, most of which they have never heard of. Most of the people gave up after trying one dish, claiming it was too spicy. Jim tried them all. It was very spicy but he continued to eat. His motto ""get your moneys worth."" Afterwards everyone's mouth was still on fire from the spicy Indian food, so they decided to get some ice cr…

I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.

I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma.