I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!

I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.

I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma.

I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section