Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.

If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat

welcome to hipster church. this is my body *bites vegan cookie* this is my blood *sips garage-brewed IPA*

Turkey bacon is a lot like normal bacon except that IT'S NOT AND IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HELL, WHERE IT CAME FROM.