If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat#Animals#Food#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.#Angel#Animals#Food#Religion+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!#Animals#Food#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish." - People who don't get how definitions work.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp