Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why does Donald Trump dislike Bernie Sanders? Chickens tend to avoid anything with the last name ""Sanders"".

What do you call a fire on the beach? Bernie Sanders

Why did the chicken cross the road? .... because Bernie Sanders challenged him to a debate about the future of America.

Why did the two chickens cross the road? To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America

Bernie Sanders looks and sounds like the High Sparrow from GoT, but that's an unfair comparison. By next season, Reddit will still remember the High Sparrow.

A jew called Bernie ran the biggest ponzi schema ever , he took millions from gullible low information people promising them unrealistic returns . I was talking about Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders you a**holes Donate 27 $ and we can still win the Presidency !!!

Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and he redistributes all of the drinks until everyone has the same amount of alcohol ...

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch? Bernie Sanders exists.

Hillary and Bernie are on a boat Hillary and Bernie Sanders are on a boat. It's sinking. Who survives? America survives

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road? He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions? Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do you call sandpaper on fire? Bernie Sanders

Don't trust Bernie Sanders... A Jew wanting to break up the banks doesn't make sense *not meant in any way that would be seen as prejudice *obligatory post trigger warning

Bernie Sanders had a rally in Los Angeles last night attended by over 27,000 supporters. The rally set the world record for most Priuses in one parking lot.

Voting this election with a D20 *20-Critical Success You realize the power of self governing and refuse to vote as to form the independent people. *0-Critical Failure Vote for trump. *Even number Hillary Clinton *Odd numbers Bernie Sanders *13 ~~Zodiac Killer~~ Ted Cruz

Hilary Clinton is trying to appear more normal by using the subway... ..., but Bernie Sanders claims she only uses it one tenth of one percent as much as he does.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common? They all ""Feel The Burn!""

Reports say Bernie Sanders found on the mossak fonseca leaked list..... .....he tried to hide thirteen bucks and forty-nine cents.

If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC... ...that would be unpresidented.

There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders.

Bernie Sanders to cut the BS Now wants to be called Ernie Anders

Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols? deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink? Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!