A woman from Chicago was visiting New York City. Her hostess was determined to make the Midwesterner feel cheap and unimportant. "My dear," said the New York matron snobbishly, "here in the east we think breeding is everything." "Oh, I don't know," replied the woman from Chicago. "Where I come from we think it's fun, too, but we try to have a few outside interests as well." It's so cold in New York City today that Bernie Madoff is actually looking forward to burning in Hell. David Letterman Why …