Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning. To be fair, the driver had just watched Four Christmases.

Two black guys were walking down the road in Los Angeles.... When they were hit by a police car driven by a drunk cop. One guy was thrown through the windscreen and his buddy was sent hurling down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering, and the second was charged with leaving the scene of an accident. (I'm not racist but I laughed at this so hard.)

Topical Jokes for 6/23 In Tennessee, a park ranger was fired for dancing on the job. After losing his job, the man went back to the park to dance, because it's a park and literally anyone can go there. Here in Los Angeles, the city accidentally posted a street sign for ""1 Minute Parking."" Once the city realized their mistake, they took the sign down, and replaced it with ""0 Minute Parking."" Carl's Jr is testing a new sandwich called ""Mashers"", which is a hamburger topped with mashed potato…

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked for his departure clearance. He was very dismayed to hear that he had another delay due to the increased traffic now leaving New York. Sometime later he finally received his clearance and decided he would try to make up the time lost by asking for a direct route to Los Angeles. Halfway a…