Reese Witherspoon Jokes

If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop "Reese's Feces" she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome.

Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night. If some rag doesn't use "REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES" as a headline then this world is bullshit.

Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so.

Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning. To be fair, the driver had just watched Four Christmases.

""Did you hear about that actress who stabbed her husband in the news today?"" ""Oh my goodness, no, who was it?"" ""It was a little blonde haired woman, I always forget her last name though. The first name is Reese."" ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with her knife.""

Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork? Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!

This cracked me up at work tonight! Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight? What's her name? Reese... Reese Witherspoon? No with a knife

If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon.

Did you hear that actress got stabbed?,"That Reese, uhhh whats her name? Reese ....... ""WITHERSPOON?"" Nah she got stabbed with a knife.

Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon? I Hershey is in a new movie.

Did you hear that actress got stabbed? That Reese, uhhh, whats her name? Reese ....... "WITHERSPOON?" Nah she got stabbed with a knife.