Bill Withers Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer? ...you put the duck in the microwave on high until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing soul music? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the microwave til his Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers

How do you turn a duck into a chart topping soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into the microwave until its Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers

A man says to Bill Withers A man says to Bill Withers "Hey Bill. 'Ain't no sunshine when she's gone'? That's grammatically incorrect." And Bill replies "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"

My wife's favorite song is ""Ain't No Sunshine"" by Bill Withers. She says so every time it's on the radio. I reply ""I know

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Leave it in the oven till it's Bill Withers

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers

If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon.

How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer? Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer? Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.