How do you make a duck sing soul music? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the microwave til his Bill Withers.