If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop "Reese's Feces" she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome.

Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night. If some rag doesn't use "REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES" as a headline then this world is bullshit.

Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so.

Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning. To be fair, the driver had just watched Four Christmases.