If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop "Reese's Feces" she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome.

Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so.

Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning. To be fair, the driver had just watched Four Christmases.

""Did you hear about that actress who stabbed her husband in the news today?"" ""Oh my goodness, no, who was it?"" ""It was a little blonde haired woman, I always forget her last name though. The first name is Reese."" ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with her knife.""