Beethoven Jokes

I was traveling in europe Went to Austria with a tour group and stopped at a famous cemetery, we could all here a strange sound, after afew minutes I asked the tour guide 'what's that noise?' He looked me without missing a beat and said ""don't worry its just Beethoven de-composing""

My dad: People overcome adversity all the time son... Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius? Fur Elise

The town drunk walked past Beethoven's grave Suddenly, he started hearing music. He stumbled into the town square and said ""There's music coming from the cemetery! come quick!"" Soon, a crowd gathered around the grave and sure enough, the music was playing. There it was, Ninth symphony, then the Eighth, then the Seventh, and etc. It caught the attention of a detective who walked by. He entered the crowd and stated: ""It's no big deal, it's just Beethoven decomposing""

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven... They wanted to decompose together.

Beethoven must've hated his music... Sure he spent a lifetime composing, but so far he's spent centuries decomposing.

I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. Wad thinking of going as Beethoven. He'll be Bach.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise

Some Arnie jokes My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back. __ Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7. He replied, ""I still love Vista, baby"". __ A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to make an Action Film featuring Classical Musicians. They begin to enlist famous Action Heroes. The actors that are chosen; Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Director says, ""Sylvester, you be Beethov…

Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe. Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe, to partake in some low-profile, low-pressure acting. On his first night on board, the first scenario is a meeting of famous classical composers from throughout history. ""Let's plan our roles before we go on stage,"" says the troupe leader. ""I'll be Mozart."" ""I'll be Vivaldi,"" says a member. ""I'll be Handel,"" says another. ""What about you, Mr. Schwarzenegger?"" says the leader slyly. ""What role wo…

Three actors are deciding on roles for a movie about classical music. Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all taking part in a new movie about classical composers. ""I think I'll play Beethoven!"" declared Matt. ""I'd like the role of Mozart!"" Brad decided. ""I'll be Bach."" said Arnie.

I went to see a movie about Beethoven... it was du-du-du dull, du-du-du-dull.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Did you hear about the fight between Haydn and Beethoven? You didn't? Neither did Beethoven.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH""

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are going to be in a movie about classical composers... They are talking to the director about what roles they want to play. Sean Connery says ""I would shertainly like to play Moshart."" Sylvester Stallone says ""Uh, well, I guess I wanna play Beethoven."" And so Arnold pauses a moment, and then says ""I'll be Bach.""

Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music.

A New Movie - Stephen Spielberg Stephen Speilberg has just recently decided to create a new action movie about the greatest composers on Earth. His creates his cast and asks them 'Who do you want to be' ... Bruce Willis says to him 'I ll play Beethoven, i've always fancied myself as a bit of a genius' Liam Neeson then pipes up saying 'Im going to be Mozart, i find his music very relaxing and very baroque' Lastly Arnold Schwarzenegger says 'Ill be Bach'

Shoutout to Beethoven!

Beethoven found that having diarrhoea always helped him compose quicker By midday, he was already on his third movement.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave? He's decomposing.

BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach.""

Austria, mid-1950s Once upon a time in an Austrian elementary school, the children were preparing for the school play. This year it was about classical musicians. The teacher asked some students who they'd like to portray in the production. Hans wanted to be Mozart, Johan wanted to be Beethoven, and Karl wanted to be Brahms. When little Arnold was asked, he replied ""I'll be Bach!""

Beethoven Recently I went on a trip to Germany and I had heard that Beethoven was buried in the area that I would be visiting, so I decided to stop in and visit. Once I arrived, I immediately stopped in behind the cathedral where he was laid to rest. To my surprise there was no one there except for this one crazy guy with a shovel and crowbar, saying that he was going to dig up Beethoven's body. So I thought to myself, ""This oughta be good!"" After a while of digging I hear the thump of shovel …