Vivaldi Jokes

I listened to Winter by Vivaldi the other day... Ugh, that piece is soooo *last season*

Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe. Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe, to partake in some low-profile, low-pressure acting. On his first night on board, the first scenario is a meeting of famous classical composers from throughout history. ""Let's plan our roles before we go on stage,"" says the troupe leader. ""I'll be Mozart."" ""I'll be Vivaldi,"" says a member. ""I'll be Handel,"" says another. ""What about you, Mr. Schwarzenegger?"" says the leader slyly. ""What role wo…

Music nerd's joke. Bach (a father of 20) was bragging to Vivaldi (a priest). Bach: You know, I have 20 children. Vivaldi: Yeah, I know. Bach: I've written chorales, oratorios, concertos. I've codified the tonal system. I've invented a way of tuning harpsichords and organs so that they can play in a multitude of keys without having to be retuned between key changes. Vivaldi: Yeah, I heard. Well, Johann was going on and on about himself when, suddenly, he fell into a ditch. Bach: O help me, Antoni…

I can't listen to my Vivaldi records. They're all baroque.

Why did Vivaldi die poor? Because he was baroque.