Do you suck ? A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do …

The honest lawyer? The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest. “I know I am going to die” he said ” and I would like to take my money with me, so I am going to give each of you $150,000 and I want you to each make sure the money gets in the coffin.” It was a few days after the funeral when the priest over flowing with guilt finally confided to the other two that he only put $100,000 back. “I’m glad you brought it up” said t…

Hippie jokes Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house? A: He's still there. Q: What did he say when you told him to leave? A: Namaste. ___________________ Q: What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? A: The joint won't make it all the way around the circle. ______________________ Q: How do you starve a hippie? A: Hide his drug money under the soap. _______________________ Q: What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks! ___________…

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’ Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’ The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’ Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’ The farmer asked, ‘What ya g…