Beethoven Jokes

Why did Beethoven love playing low notes. Higher notes weren't worth the the treble.

Beethoven walks into a bar... The bartender tells him, ""we don't serve any E-minors here."" Beethoven says ""what?""

Bruce Springsteen... after a long successful life finally dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, ""Bruce! We're so glad you're finally here! God's a big fan, you know."" Bruce, of course, is flabbergasted. ""Really?"" ""You bet! In fact, he's arranged to have the whole E Street Band reunited up here for you."" ""The old band? That's great! I've missed those guys so much."" ""Not only that,"" St Peter goes on, ""there's a bunch of other guys who can't wait to ja…

A man walks into a restaurant and sits down at a table to order. To the surprise of the waiter, he orders hundreds of dollars in food. This catches the manager's attention so he strolls over and asks the man "" Just how do you plan on paying for all of this?"" The customer replies "" If you have a piano I will happily show you."" The manager doubts that the customer could play well enough to cover the tab, but points him to a dusty piano they use to entertain the customers. To the surprise of ev…

What is beethoven doing in his grave Decomposing haha it's funni

Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach""

Beethoven When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave…

The Beethoven Mystery When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later,the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived,he bent his ear to…

When he died, Beethoven left something on his piano bench It was the same thing he left in his toilet: his last movement

When Beethoven died... he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for …

Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach.""

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven and begins reading the commerative plaque only to be distracted by a low scratching noise as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is. The local person replies ""Oh that is Beethoven. He's decomposing.""

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !

Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnold, who'll you dress up as? Arnold responds, as he walks out of the room, "I'll be Bach".

Anyone heard what Beethoven is up to these days? Decomposing!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? "You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."

Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Dam, and Arnold Schwarzenegger So one day, Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Dam, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were sitting together in a bar, kicking back, drinking a few brews, talking about life and talking about the roles they'd played in movies. As the three men talked, each was surprised to realize that all three of them had grown tired of playing the action hero- shooting the bad guys, pulling off life-threatening stunts, and getting the girl in the en…

So there's this school play... Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet. Stallone goes first. "I'll be Mozart" Next up is Chuck Norris. "I'll be Beethoven". Happy that no one picked his composer, Arnold announces "I'll be Bach".

The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians. "I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend. "I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend. "I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.

So, Beethoven dies.... When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his e…

I bought a parrot at an auction... I bought a parrot at an auction, hoping that a companion might help me get through some tough times. The car ride home, the parrot had been quiet and an uneasy tension was building. Throughout the first night, my parrot remained quiet, but the next morning, I awoke to a machine-gun sequence of swear words, rude insults, and some of the dirtiest jokes I had ever heard. I was shocked, to say the least. In an attempt to correct the parrot's behavior, I would …

In bed I’m like Beethoven It’s all over in three movements.

I wanted to rent the house where I thought Beethoven wrote all of his music... ... turns out it was only für lease.

Sylvester Stallone meets up with Jean Claude van Damme, Dolph Lundgren and Arnold Schwarzenegger at a pub. They get a round of drinks in and sit down at a table. “Thanks for coming guys” says Sly. “I’ve had this great idea for a movie about famous 18th Century composers and I wondered if you guys wanted in? I’m planning on playing Beethoven.” “I love the idea” says van Damme. “I’ve always wanted to portray Mozart”. “Yeah, I’m in” says Lundgren. “Cast me as Handel”. “What about you Arnold?” …

Why did Beethoven eat all of his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was, they all responded “Bach, Bach, Bach!”