Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. "I'll be beethoven!" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? "I'LL BE BACH."

Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all auditioning for a film about composers... Bruce Willis says ""I'll be Mozart"", Chuck Norris says ""I'll be Beethoven"" and Arnold Schwarzenegger says ""I'll be Bach"".

So a middle school is putting on a musical The musical is about classical composers and they need three boys to play the leads. The first boy comes in and says he wants the part of Beethoven. His name is marked down and he leaves. The second boy comes in and says he wants the part of Mozart. His name is marked down and he leaves. However, the last boy rushes in too early and they aren't ready for him. ""You have to go out and wait for your name to be called."" They say to him. ""Fine,"" he says.…

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.