My wife and I were on honeymoon at Australia last week. I called up the Aussie helpline as we had a problem#Australia#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife and I went on our honeymoon to Australia... Wife got a bullseye bite and I needed help.#Australia#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A Chinese man decided to retire and move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a small piece of land . A few days after moving in#Australia#Shanghai0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I was going from London to Australia for a holiday... I was passing the security check at the airport and the man working there asked#London#Australia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does eating in Australia and playing chess have in common? They both usually end with ""check mate""#Australia#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Jesus not born in Australia? Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.#Australia#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
An American walks into a pub in Australia... ...says ''I'll have a bud light.'' The bartender replies ''You're an American#Australia#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Some sad news from Australia… the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.#Australia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Our new IT guy moved here from Australia... He comes from a LAN down under.#Australia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A New Zealander sheep shearer gets a job in Australia. At the lunch break of his first day in the shearing shed#Australia#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million#Australia#USA0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough#Australia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied:#Rihanna#Chris Brown#Australia#Visa0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A priest and a shepherd... ... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions#Australia#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Honeymoon in Australia My wife and I went on our honyemoon to Australia. Unfortunately#Australia#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A British man visits Australia A British man visits Australia. The customs officer asks ""Do you have a previous criminal history?"#Australia#Police0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Eskimo breaks down on a long road in Australia Luckily there's an Australian farmer near to where he breaks down.#Australia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A man is going through customs entering Australia The man behind the desk asks him ""do you have a criminal record?"#Australia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp