So this one guy has a terrible gas problem. Every day he's ripping loud one's ( make fart sound and lean to one side ) ..One day he leans over to fart and it goes ""Honnnnda"" same thing the next day ""hondaaaa"" so he heads up to his street corner where the nearest doctor is. The doctor is a Chinese Acupuncturist. He explains to Dr. Wang his problem and without hesitation the Dr. tells him to go see a dentist as he likely has an abscessed tooth. Well, sure as shit he has an absess and the denti…

According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord.

3 Guys Die And Go To The Pearly Gates St. Peter was waiting for them at the gate and said, ""However faithful you were to your wife, that will determine the vehicle you will get in heaven"" as he pointed to another shining gate many miles in the distance. The first guy comes up to the gate and says, ""I never, ever cheated on my wife; she was the love of my life and I told her every day. "". St. Peter smiled and handed him the keys to a brand spanking new Ferrari. The next man stepped forward an…

Farting Honda A sales rep for an American auto parts supplier was in Tokyo for an important meeting with the chairman of Toyota to close a huge deal. After he got to his hotel, he farted and strangely it sounded like his ass said ""Honda"". Puzzled, he forced out another fart and sure enough it came out ""hooonda"". Needless to say he was freaked out by this. Every time he farted, it came out ""hooonda"". He flipped through the phone book and found an American doctor and rushed over. The doctor …