So this one guy has a terrible gas problem. Every day he's ripping loud one's ( make fart sound and lean to one side ) ..One day he leans over to fart and it goes ""Honnnnda"" same thing the next day ""hondaaaa"" so he heads up to his street corner where the nearest doctor is. The doctor is a Chinese Acupuncturist. He explains to Dr. Wang his problem and without hesitation the Dr. tells him to go see a dentist as he likely has an abscessed tooth. Well, sure as shit he has an absess and the denti…