So this one guy has a terrible gas problem. Every day he's ripping loud one's ( make fart sound and lean to one side ) ..One day he leans over to fart and it goes ""Honnnnda"" same thing the next day ""hondaaaa"" so he heads up to his street corner where the nearest doctor is. The doctor is a Chinese Acupuncturist. He explains to Dr. Wang his problem and without hesitation the Dr. tells him to go see a dentist as he likely has an abscessed tooth. Well, sure as shit he has an absess and the dentist fixes him up.....next day he leans over to fart and rips a normal beauty. He thinks to himself...I wonder how the hell Dr. Wang knew this since he never even took a look into my mouth so he heads down the block and asks the Chinese Dr. how he knew. Dr. Wang says with his accent....Oh, dat vewy easy, everyone know Absess make da fart go honda!