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Monkey Business On A Bus This guy has a monkey and he wants to go down to Florida for spring break, so him and his monkey get on this Greyhound bus and head down. On the way there's a terrible crash. The bus drives off the road and everyone on board dies. It's a horrible bloodbath with body parts scattered everywhere. Everyone is dead at the scene except the monkey. The police are trying to figure out what went wrong. They have no witnesses. It was a single-vehicle accident. So they bri

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A man gets a job at a fancy restaurant Let's call him Fred. After years of honing his server skills at different restaurants, Fred finally manages to land a job at his dream workplace in Athens, Greece. He sits down and has a talk with the owner who tells him all about the history of the restaurant and all the policies he needs to be aware of as a new member of the team. The one he is most fascinated by is the no small-talk with customers rule, as Fred loved to get to know his clientel + it oft

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If r/Jokes posts were like YouTube videos Joke title: IS THIS THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKE? Hello welcome to my joke, this joke is sponsored by BackdooredVPN, get the VPN service for just $29.95 a month. Also sponsored by Microtransaction Legends, download the app for free today. Before we share the joke we want to remind you that if this is your first time reading don't forget to subscribe, like, share, comment and subscribe and remember to SMASH that notification bell. Now on to the joke. The

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A Joke I Heard On YouTube A man goes to his rabbi & says "Rabbi, You'll never believe what happened to me. My son has become a Christian. The rabbi replies "Hyram, YOU'LL never believe what happened to ME. MY son also, has become a Christian. I'm not sure how to help you." The man says "Well, should we ask God?" So Hyram & the rabbi go to the synagogue & together they pray. GOD responds: "You think YOU'VE got problems? YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!"

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A horse, a sheep, and a chicken lived together on a farm. The horse had long dreamed of learning to play the guitar. So the horse rings a music shop and he says, “Hey, I’d love to learn to play guitar. Is there anyone who can teach me”? The music shop manager says “That’s not an issue, let’s get you started on some music lessons.” The horse says “Well there’s one problem, sir, I’m actually a horse.” The music store manager says “Hey, that’s not a problem! I’m sure I can manage to te

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A horse had a life long dream of playing the guitar So there was a horse, and this horse always had a dream of playing the guitar. So the horse calls up a music shop and he says, “Hey, I want to learn how to play the guitar.” The music shop employee goes “That’s great we’ll set you up for music lessons.” The horse responds “Well there’s one problem, I’m a horse.” The music store employee goes “That’s no problem, we have state of the art technology that can teach horses how to play the g

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