Youtube Jokes

The comment threads on YouTube are the trailer parks of the Internet.

The 16yo tells me he's been revising all day. His browser history suggests he's got his YouTube exam in the morning.

I'm pretty confident I can perform this Appendectomy on myself. Thanks YouTube

I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on YouTube.

"If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*

[calls work] I'm sorry I can't come into work today "is everything alright?" [getting owned in an argument on YouTube] no

Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?

Prepping for the first day of work after a long holiday break. Currently watching YouTube videos to re-learn how to put on pants.

I can't believe this guy took time away from his busy schedule of commenting on YouTube videos to make my McDonald's order wrong.

He died in the bath trying to make a YouTube video entitled 'Aqua-Toast'.

People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!

gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is "hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"

SURGEON: hold on, i just need to YouTube this part of the procedure PHONE: *unskippable ad plays* NURSE: he's dyin SURGEON: ah crap, hold on

Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link? Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them

New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down.

Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll have to fix the washing machine yourself with YouTube videos

Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!

Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone

It's the point of the night where I either keep my drunk friend from making an ass of herself or just tape it for youtube.

If you're first on a YouTube comment thread, I assume you're last in pretty much everything else.

If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?

Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.

Day two of the Insanity Workout. Half hour of talking to a lamp. Half hour of eating mulch. Fifty YouTube comments.

What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.

Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos.