I'm almost drunk enough to comment on a YouTube video.

A husband, so proud... ....of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her ""mother of 6"" rather than by her first name. The wife was amused at first. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. ""Mother of 6, get me a beer!"" This type of situation rose to a boiling point. Finally, while at a party with her husband, he jokingly said, ""Hey mother of 6, it's time to go!"" The wife shouted, ""I'll be right with you - father of 4!"…

Q: Why is it so easy to pick a Liverpool FC line-up? (Soccer-Related) (taken from the geniuses of Youtube) A: Because all you have to do is put on Gerrard and Suarez and wait for 9 Liverpool fans to get drunk and run on the pitch.

A horse, a sheep, and a chicken lived together on a farm. The horse had long dreamed of learning to play the guitar. So the horse rings a music shop and he says, “Hey, I’d love to learn to play guitar. Is there anyone who can teach me”? The music shop manager says “That’s not an issue, let’s get you started on some music lessons.” The horse says “Well there’s one problem, sir, I’m actually a horse.” The music store manager says “Hey, that’s not a problem! I’m sure I can manage to te…