Winnie Jokes

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? their middle name

Q: What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: They have the same middle name!

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name!

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals let me have a whiff. - Get lost oh green one! - Come on guys just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie inhaling is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile. - W-ell it seems enough for you pig!

Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. - Give me some roll Winnie! - It's not a roll it's a bun. - Give me some bun Winnie! - It's not a bun it's a bap. - Give me some bap Winnie! - Get lost you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!

Grown-up words. A primary one teacher was speaking to her class on the first day of term. >"Alright class, I'd like everyone to tell me what they did over the summer holiday. Remember, you're not at nursery any more, so you need to use grown-up words now. Jamie, you go first." So Jamie excitedly stood up and said >"I went on a choo-choo!" The teacher grimaced and replied >"No Jamie, you rode on a train. Remember, grown-up words. Sarah, you next. What did you do?" Sarah stood up and exclai…

A kindergarten teacher asked her students to talk about what they did during the recent school holidays. She asked them to use "grown-up words" as opposed to baby language. The first little one said he went to see his "nana." The teacher said, "No! You went to see your 'grandmother.' Use grown-up words." The next little one said she went for a trip on a "choo choo." The teacher said again, "No! You went on a 'train.' That's the grown-up word." Then the teacher asked the third little one what…

On Monday morning, a teacher asks his 2nd graders what they did over the weekend: Timmy goes first: “I went to the movies with my mommy and daddy”. “Great!” The teacher replies “but I want you to use big kid words. Next time, say you went to the movies with mom and dad” Next up is Rose “I rode the choo choo with my family” “Sounds fun!” The teacher replies “but again, we use big kid words. You rode the train with your family” Then it’s Johnny’s turn to talk about his weekend, he thinks for …

A Little Bobby Joke A group of newly-hatched kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use big people words,” she’d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.” “No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!” She then asked Mitchell what he had done. “I took a ride on a…

A collection of humorous anecdotes from the world of education >TEACHER: Maria, please can you find North America on the map. > >MARIA: Here it is. > >TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? > >CLASS: Maria. ​ >TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? > >JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ​ >TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile'? > >GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L > >TEACHER: No, that's wrong. > >…

What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common? The same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common? Their middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? They have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name.

Why did Winnie the Pooh want to become an astronaut? Because he wanted to go on a honeymoon.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet? Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear

What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother? Poohnanni

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name.

How do you piss off winnie the pooh? Stick 2 fingers in his honey.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl? He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)