Grown-up words.
A primary one teacher was speaking to her class on the first day of term.
>"Alright class, I'd like everyone to tell me what they did over the summer holiday. Remember, you're not at nursery any more, so you need to use grown-up words now. Jamie, you go first."
So Jamie excitedly stood up and said
>"I went on a choo-choo!"
The teacher grimaced and replied
>"No Jamie, you rode on a train. Remember, grown-up words. Sarah, you next. What did you do?"
Sarah stood up and exclai…