Grown-up words. A primary one teacher was speaking to her class on the first day of term. >"Alright class, I'd like everyone to tell me what they did over the summer holiday. Remember, you're not at nursery any more, so you need to use grown-up words now. Jamie, you go first." So Jamie excitedly stood up and said >"I went on a choo-choo!" The teacher grimaced and replied >"No Jamie, you rode on a train. Remember, grown-up words. Sarah, you next. What did you do?" Sarah stood up and exclaimed >"I went to see my granny!" Again the teacher pulled a face and said >"No Sarah, you went to visit your Grandmother. You're not in nursery any more, no baby words please. Jimmy, let's hear you?" Jimmy got up and said >"I read a book!" The teacher smiled. >"Very good Jimmy! Can you remember what the book was called?" Jimmy smiled with confidence and proudly shouted >"Winnie the SHIT."