Grown-up words. A primary one teacher was speaking to her class on the first day of term. >""Alright class, I'd like everyone to tell me what they did over the summer holiday. Remember, you're not at nursery any more, so you need to use grown-up words now. Jamie, you go first."" So Jamie excitedly stood up and said >""I went on a choo-choo!"" The teacher grimaced and replied >""No Jamie, you rode on a train. Remember, grown-up words. Sarah, you next. What did you do?"" Sarah stood up and exclaimed >""I went to see my granny!"" Again the teacher pulled a face and said >""No Sarah, you went to visit your Grandmother. You're not in nursery any more, no baby words please. Jimmy, let's hear you?"" Jimmy got up and said >""I read a book!"" The teacher smiled. >""Very good Jimmy! Can you remember what the book was called?"" Jimmy smiled with confidence and proudly shouted >""Winnie the SHIT.""